The Lost Empire of Kronian Utopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kronios with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.96 billion Krönians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necröpolis. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kronian Utopian economy, worth 311 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 105,071 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newspapers are celebrating Kronios saving over a million cats from trees, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kronian Utopia's national animal is the Mormö, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Krönio Ierateio.

Kronian Utopia is ranked 30,109^th in the world and 45^th in Sparkalia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.